be BOFH is a philosophy of life. You can not be BOFH 8-12 hours a day and rest of the time. You have to be 24 hours. Working, eating, sleeping, holidays, sick ... all stages of your life are permeated by BOFH style ... or at least I think you know.
This phenomenon happens all the computer occasionally, but the BOFH and PFY happens throughout life. Not if our aura of wisdom, our outward appearance or the people associated with their messages of "ask your system administrator" for the BOFH, but the message will go in the damn computer at home.
And it does not matter the time you spend and what is the question:
Maria Gomez: Oyep, watching, I was looking at some articles online and, without knowing why, I have stopped working. Do not know what to do and I said "I'll call this one, which as you know these things, sure I can fix in a flash plasma.
BOFH: Hey Mariano, I've noticed that it's 2 o'clock in the morning?
Mariano Gomez, of course, but as you do not sleep ... (And yes, we should be human vampires by night and day.'m Sure it mentioned now that the sun does not give us).
BOFH: items will not be porn?
Mariano Gomez, you say, if I use it only for internet news and stuff. (AJA, and the worst is that your wife believes it.)
BOFH: (pulls out his hammer and hit 4Q Lupin style to your partner how the astral).
Hands up all those who do not BOFH them has passed.
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Aha, I see that nobody raises their hand.
also have to know everything. You are BOFH, but also know photoshop, office, internet, games, application of cousin "computer", dialers which install themselves, malware, pine-bridge, etc ... or at least I think you know. Let
some nice examples:
Location: 2 am having some drinks at several bars. After 5 carbons long drinks you no longer anything but your friend Carlos Gil, semisobrio still has a letter for you.
(T Note: For a better understanding BOFH phrases are written in ordinary language instead of cloth).
Carlos Gil: jo, I do not know what happened today at work. I was with a excel sheet by chiriburcios then make automatic alignment through some links but I went chachipirulis While Chinise. Oyep, you who know this, as is done?
BOFH: neither put ..... idea.
Carlos Gil: ja, and you're a BOFH? such as if you can not excel and Chinise?
BOFH: is that I am a sysadmin. I spreadsheets, just and necessary.
Carlos Gil: jo, seems impossible ...
BOFH: (gulp Cubata).
Worst of all: do not support the speech reversals.
BOFH: Hey look, I have a little problem. I have a trial by a neighbor but I have no lawyer, and had thought you could help me out. Is a noise problem and suspected theft.
Carlos Gil, and because I commented to me?
BOFH: Well, as you are a lawyer had thought ....
Carlos Gil, but you know that I am dedicated to homicide.
BOFH, but something you'll know what my right?
Carlos Gil: I will not.
BOFH: go fuck a lawyer because you do not know of a neighboring normalillo problem.
Carlos Gil: Hey, how dare you say that?
BOFH: is that because last night I loosed something.
Carlos Gil is not the same.
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And above should apologize.
I have not known any guild to make a reciprocal agreement with this, or lawyers or economists, or electricians.
In fact, I only met one person who has behaved decently and without asking me: a chef. I installed a laptop with Windows 98 and in turn invited me to dinner at his restaurant. Dinner for 2 people.
Finally we have a choice suffered by all providers: the how-to Noob.
is a friend or acquaintance who asks you to install the computer, he does not know. Then learn
!!!!!!!
But no, we are good people and install it (it looks like we spend our lives in these things).
With friends go, but when a neighbor, an acquaintance of a neighbor, or a work of a friend of the brother of your spouse, it is to kill them all with an AK-47.
For today I've vented enough.
For more laughs with this topic, see Friend Computer and Computer 2 Friend. The next day
BOFH and card spot. Another round of pot kidding my mind in leisure time.
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